🥇 324+ [BEST] Attitude Status in English & More (2020 UPDATE)

🥇 324+ [BEST] Attitude Status In English & More (2020 UPDATE)

🥇 324+ [BEST] Attitude Status in English & More (2020 UPDATE)


1. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”

2. “Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.”

three. “The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.”

four. “Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.”

five. “Someone asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.”

6. “I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!”

7. “I am a hot dude with cool attitude.”

eight. “Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!”

nine. “Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.”

10. “Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.”

11. “80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having a brain.”

12. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

13. “Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.”

14. “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”

15. “Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.”

16. “Boys are great, every girl should have one.”

17. “Man of the year.”

18. “Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.”

19. “A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.”

20. “A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”

21. “Every man is the architect of his own fortune.”

22. “A thinking man can never be brave.”

23. “Some men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what they want to when all they need is one reason why they can.”

24. “Just Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean I am Alone, I Have a Food and Internet.”

25. “Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams come true.”

26. “Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.”

27. “Boys. I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy.”

28. “Fashion should be a form of escapism and not a form of imprisonment.”

29. “I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.”

30. “I can’t say yes (a gentleman never tells). But I’d lie if I said no.”

31. “Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.”

32. “I’m very much a gentleman in what I do.”

33. “A gentleman knows his actions carry more weight than any words spoken.”

34. “I am strong. I am kind. I am smart. I am important. I am fearless. I am amazing.”

35. “It’s attention to detail that makes the difference between average and stunning.”

36. “It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”

37. “A gentleman never talks about his tailor.”

38. “Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.”

39. “Only great minds can afford a simple style.”

40. “In character, in manner, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity.”

41. “On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.”

42. “Looking good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect.”

43. “You have to be smart. The easy days are over.”

44. “Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.”

45. “I may look calm. But in my head, I’ve killed you about 5 times.”

46. “God hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones.”

47. “Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.”

48. “Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.”

49. “I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.”

50. “How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?”

51. “I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.”

52. “I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man – I’m the second world’s most handsome man!”

53. “Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”

54. “Champions train, losers complain.”

55. “Black as night, sweet as sin.”

56. “Being a gentleman is a worthy goal.”

57. “Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude.”

58. “Be like a sun, keep on shining and let the world burns.”

59. “I didn’t grow up feeling very handsome. I learn, I worked and now I’m.”

60. “A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”

61. “I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.”

62. “A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.”

63. “Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.”

64. “The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain.”

65. “When I was born… The devil said: Oh Shit..!! Competition.”

66. “I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.”

67. “Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman, and keep your shoes shined.”

68. “I sure am handsome. I can’t lie. This is one handsome guy.”

69. “Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!”

70. “Being handsome wasn’t much of a burden. It worked for me.”

71. “I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.”

72. “I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

73. “I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.”

74. “Silence is the best response to a fool.”

75. “I will win not immediately, but Definitely.”

76. “I forgive but I never forget.”

77. “I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.”

78. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!”

79. “I never insult people I only tell them what they are.”

80. “When I’m good I’m best when I’m bad I’m worst.”

81. “I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.”

82. “I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.”

83. “Not always “Available”… Try your Luck… ”

84. “The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.”

85. “Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.”

86. “I’m not special, I’m just Limited Edition.”

87. “Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.”

88. “Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.”

89. “I love to walk in a fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.”

90. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”

91. “Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.”

92. “Lazy People Fact #5812672793: You were too lazy to read that number.”

93. “Save water drink beer.”

94. “I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.”

95. “I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.”

96. “Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.”

97. “Tried to lose weight… But it keeps finding me.”

98. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.”

99. “hones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off.”

100. “Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.”

90+ [BEST] Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram (Oct. 2018 UPDATE)

90+ [BEST] Thanksgiving Captions For Instagram (Oct. 2018 UPDATE)

90+ [BEST] Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram (Oct. 2018 UPDATE)


1. “We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.”

2. “Gobble ‘til you wobble *insert turkey emoticon*”

three. “Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.”

four. “Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.”

five. “Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.”

6. “It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny; this is our finest hour.” — Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

7. “When turkeys get into a fight, they get the stuffing knocked out of them!”

eight. “It’s not happy people who are thankful; it’s thankful people who are happy.”

nine. “There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And more wine.”

10. “This wine pairs well with a crazy family.”

11. “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno

12. “The difference between chickens and turkeys? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.”

13. “No one has ever become poor by giving.” – Anne Frank

14. “I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.”

15. “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

16. “Stuffed with stuffing.”

17. “Not a good day to be my pants.” – Kevin James

18. “This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”

19. “Now all you have to do is worry about where you’re parents are going to stay and who is going to carve the turkey. Good luck!”

20. “Pies before guys.”

21. “Thankful for the human stomach’s capacity to expand.”

22. “If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” – W. Clement Stone

23. “It’s Turkey Time.”

24. “We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.”

25. “I came in like a butterball.”

26. “I’m grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.” – Henry David Thoreau

27. “Nap time!”

28. “Happy Thanksgiving, may your hearts be as full as your plates today!”

29. “Family and turkey and football—oh my!”

30. “Small seeds of gratitude will produce a harvest of hope.”

31. “Thanksgiving is a word of ACTION.”

32. “What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack, quack, quack.”

33. “Leftovers are for quitters.”

34. “Smir-key, Per-ky, Quir-key Turkey.” — Alani Vargas

35. “What if, today, we were grateful for everything?” – Charlie Brown

36. “Here’s to family, food, and awkwardly avoiding politics at the dinner table.”

37. “Keep calm and gobble on *insert turkey emoticon*.”

38. “Feast your eyes.”

39. “Raise your gobble-let for a toast!”

40. “Dinner time.”

41. “Look at this feast, now let’s eat this beast.”

42. “Eat pie, drink, and be thankful.”

43. “Gratitude turns what we have into enough.”

44. “Thankful and grateful today and every day.”

45. “Let our lives be full of both thanks and giving.”

46. “Foul language welcome at the dinner table.”

47. “Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.”

48. “Celebrating Thanksgiving with my favorite turkeys!”

49. “My gobble-let overfloweth.”

50. “I’m all about that baste.”

51. “Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose.”

52. “Pre-Christmas Feast.”

53. “I come from a family where gravy is a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck

54. “Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.”

55. “Keep calm and eat it all.”

56. “Caught the gravy train to Snoozetown.”

57. “The thankful receiver bears a bountiful harvest.” – William Blake

58. “I can’t eat another bite… Oh, look – PIE!”

59. “Giving thanks for the simple things in life.”

60. “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis

61. “Am I the turkey tonight? Because I am stuffed!”

62. “Gratitude is the best attitude.”

63. “One bite closer to Christmas.”

64. “The tur-key to a successful Thanksgiving is family, friends, and eating stuffing till you’re stuffed.”

65. “The secret of having it all is knowing you already do.”

66. “Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.”

67. “Cran-bury me with this delicious pumpkin pie.”

68. “Carry a thankful heart.”

69. “Thought I was done until I saw the pie. #noregrets”

70. “Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving.” – W. T. Purkiser

71. “Gratitude helps us to see what’s there instead of what isn’t.”

72. “It isn’t so much what’s on the table that matters, as what’s on the chairs.” — W.S. Gilbert

73. “Thank you for the food before us, the friends beside us, and the love between us.”

74. “Having somewhere to go is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.”

75. “Let’s get cranberry sauced.”

76. “Cozy up next to the fire with some Hot Apple Cider! We will be enjoying November with this festive drink and delicious treats.”

77. “Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.”

78. “About to nap, see you in the next year.”

79. “May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it.”

80. “Don’t forget to set your scale back 10 pounds this week.”

81. “Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and never giving it.”

82. “Why does cooking take like six hours, and eating like three seconds, and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights?”

83. “Life is full of give and take. Give thanks and take nothing for granted.”

84. “Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” – Meody Beattie

85. “Be thankful for what you have. Your life, no matter how bad you think it is, is someone else’s fairy tale.” — Wale Ayeni

86. “‘This Thanksgiving I’m going to stop eating as soon as I get full,’ said no one ever.”

87. “Why did I eat so much food?”

88. “May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump, may your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize…”

89. “I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do.”

90. “I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit.”

430+ [BEST] Instagram Captions for Girls & More (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)

430+ [BEST] Instagram Captions For Girls & More (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)

430+ [BEST] Instagram Captions for Girls & More (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)


1. “I’m the queen of my own little world.”

2. “Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.”

three. “Just a bitch and a blonde with an unbreakable bond.”

four. “Braless is flawless.”

five. “Go to hell – Oh honey, where do you think I came from?”

6. “Smile. It destroys those who want to destroy you.”

7. “Exhale the bullshit.”

eight. “Cinderella never asked for a prince.”

nine. “Beautiful Nightmare.”

10. “I’m feelin’ sexy.”

11. “Beauty never asks for Attention.”

12. “Divas don’t do drama. We do business.”

13. “Darling, your looks can kill.”

14. “Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is pure gold.”

15. “They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.”

16. “I got hot sauce in my bag swag.”

17. “My personality is sassy and cheeky.”

18. “Don’t be ashamed of you. It’s your parent’s job.”

19. “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”

20. “We could be a story in the morning, but we’ll be a legend tonight.”

21. “I like my eyelashes as black as my heart and as long as the list of people that I want to punch in the face.”

22. “A wise girl knows her bounds and a smart girl knows she has none.”

23. “I’m feeling foxy.”

24. “Not everyone likes but not everyone matters.”

25. “Ain’t you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch?”

26. “I see your jealousy.”

27. “I like my Coffee how I like myself: Bitter, Dark and too hot for you.”

28. “Don’t be Queen waiting for a King. Be a Queen busy with her Kingdom until her king arrives.”

29. “Pray, slay, and conquer the day.”

30. “Too Glam to give a Damn.”

31. “I know looks are not everything, but I have them, just in case.”

32. “A girl should be two things: CLASSY and FABULOUS.”

33. “I got beauty; I got class.”

34. “Be Classy, Sassy and a bit smart Assy.”

35. “The night is sparkling, don’t let it go.”

36. “I am the sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”

37. “Slay girl Slayyy.”

38. “I am not one in a million kinda girl; I am one in a lifetime.”

39. “Classy & Fabulous.”

40. “I don’t race; I don’t chase. That’s why I can’t be replaced.”

41. “Behind every bad bitch is a sweet girl who got tired of everyone’s bullshit.”

42. “Sweet and sassy.”

43. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.”

44. “Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once; I’ll kill you twice.”

45. “Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.”

46. “Be the girl with not just beauty, but also swag.”

47. “I am who I am; your approval isn’t needed.”

48. “I got heels higher than your standards.”

49. “I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.”

50. “She is the beauty. She is grace. She can also punch in the face.”

51. “Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go everywhere.”

52. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

53. “Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.”

54. “Sorry for calling you a bitch. I really thought you knew.”

55. “Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that Awesome ends with me and Ugly starts with you.”

56. “Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt but chosen not to show it off.”

57. “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

58. “Queens don’t compete with hoes.”

59. “I am a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

60. “I am sugar and spice and everything nice, but if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice.”

61. “Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.”

62. “Some people are not your friends; they are just too scared to be your enemy.”

63. “I’m kinda a beachy girl.”

64. “No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.”

65. “She, who dares… wins.”

66. “I swear I’m a nice girl until you do something that pisses me off… Then the bitch will come out to play.”

67. “Beautiful and classy.”

68. “I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.”

69. “Hating my looks doesn’t make U pretty.”

70. “Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.”

145+ [BEST] Sunset Captions for Instagram (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)

145+ [BEST] Sunset Captions For Instagram (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)

145+ [BEST] Sunset Captions for Instagram (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)


1. “Chase the sunset.”

2. “I live for sunsets with you.”

three. “That crazy little sun of a beach”

four. “Every sunset is an opportunity to restart your life.”

five. “There are too many things I haven’t done yet. There are too many sunsets I haven’t seen.”

6. “When someone asks me what my favorite colors is, I should just say, ‘sunset.’”

7. “Even the sun sets in paradise.”

eight. “Sunsets are like God’s paintings in the sky.”

nine. “When the skies turn pink it’s time for a drink.”

10. “Love like a sunset.”

11. “She was in love with the sunset. No one else ever even stood a chance.”

12. “A promise of a new tomorrow.”

13. “It was sunsets that taught me that beauty sometimes only lasts for a couple of moments, and it was sunrises that showed me that all it takes is patience to experience it all over again.” — A.J. Lawless

14. “Born to chase sunsets.”

15. “The sun loved the moon so much that he died every night just to let her breath.”

16. “I never met a sunset I didn’t like.”

17. “Ride off into your sunset.”

18. “The sky has changed from orange to a hundred shades of pink to a dark navy blue, and here I am still loving you.” — A.Y.

19. “And… goodnight.”

20. “Live by the sun. Love by the moon.”

21. “The only kind of sunsets that I don’t like are the ones that I missed.”

22. “Sunset state of mind.”

23. “It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream.” — Bern Williams

24. “Mother nature doesn’t need a filter.”

25. “Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t goin’ away.” – Elvis Presley

26. “Appreciate small moments of happiness, for they are so important.”

27. “I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.”

28. “Sunsets are proof that endings can often be beautiful too.” — Beau Taplin

29. “Okay Mother Nature, you win.”

30. “For a minute there, I lost myself.”

31. “Let’s go somewhere the sun kisses the ocean.”

32. “Today, we love cotton candy sunsets.”

33. “Meet me where the sky touches the sea.” — Jennifer Donnelly

34. “Solid Sunsets.”

35. “All I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you.” — Mayday Parade

36. “Watch sunsets, not Netflix.”

37. “My favorite color is sunset.”

38. “Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.” — Dr. Seuss

39. “I think it’s time you had a pink cloud summer.”

40. “It’s going down for real.”

41. “Sunsets are proof that no matter what happens, every day can end beautifully.”

42. “Everything gets hotter when the sun goes down.”

43. “Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.” — Maya Angelou

44. “And in this moment, the world felt still.”

45. “Here comes the summer night.”

46. “Many things in life can wait, but the sunset won’t; watch one tonight.”

47. “A sunset should never go unnoticed.”

48. “Don’t forget, beautiful sunsets need cloudy skies.” — Paulo Coelho

49. “Never go too long without watching a sunset” – Atticus

50. “We all see the same sunset.”

51. “It’s the simple things.”

52. “Every one of a hundred thousand cities around the world had its own special sunset and it was worth going there, just once, if only to see the sun go down.” — Ryu Murakami

53. “Every sunset brings the promise of a new dawn.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

54. “Breathe in the sunset.”

55. “Food, friends, sunsets.”

56. “Clarity, peace, serenity.”

57. “To the nights we dream about all winter long.”

58. “Her heart was made of liquid sunsets.” — Virginia Woolf

59. “Somewhere between earth and heaven.”

60. “Sunset is the opening music of the night.”

100+ [BEST] Christmas Captions for Instagram (Dec. 2018 UPDATE)

100+ [BEST] Christmas Captions For Instagram (Dec. 2018 UPDATE)

100+ [BEST] Christmas Captions for Instagram (Dec. 2018 UPDATE)


1. “Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.”

2. “Make it a December to Remember.”

three. “Believe in your elf.”

four. “Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.”

five. “Happy Holi-yays!”

6. “The elf did it.”

7. “Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”

eight. “It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”

nine. “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year…”

10. “Stay cozy.”

11. “There’s snow place like home.”

12. “I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List This Year.”

13. “Oh, deer.”

14. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying, crafting & watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”

15. “Dear Santa… I can explain.”

16. “What happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.”

17. “Maybe Christmas Doesn’t Come from a Store; Perhaps it Means a Bit More.”

18. “Merry Elfin’ Christmas!”

19. “That’s a wrap!”

20. “Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.”

21. “May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”

22. “Seeing is Believing, but Sometimes the Most Real Things in the World are the Things We Can’t See.”

23. “Dear Santa, define – nice.”

24. “Christmas is so close; I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under…”

25. “Warning: Reindeer crossing.”

26. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.”

27. “Thank Goodness You´re Home, the Christmas Tree Fainted.”

28. “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!”

29. “Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, ’cause Santa Claus comes tonight.”

30. “Hurry down the chimney tonight.” – Eartha Kitt

31. “I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.”

32. “Ho, Ho, Ho – Merry Christmas.”

33. “‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

34. “Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.”

35. “Some people are worth melting for.” –Olaf, Frozen

36. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

37. “Maybe Hot Chocolate Wants to be Called Beautiful Chocolate Just One Time.”

38. “I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”

39. “Tomorrow’s Christmas, it’s practically here! (Grinch)”

40. “But first, let me take an elfie.”

41. “Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance: Each beautiful, unique, and gone too soon.”

42. “Christmas Tree O’ Christmas Tree Your Ornaments are History.”

43. “What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?” — Winnie the Pooh

44. “Joy to the world!”

45. “Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”

46. “Merry everything and happy always.”

47. “Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry?”

48. “I’m a morning person only on December 25th.”

49. “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

50. “May your days be merry and bright.” –Irving Berlin

51. “Feliz – Naughty Dog.”

52. “Santa Saw Your Instagram Pictures. You’re Getting Some Clothes and a Bible for Christmas.”

53. “The part – He sees you when you’re sleeping – is extremely creepy.”

54. “Let’s get elfed up!”

55. “Drink up, grinches.”

56. “Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”

57. “Smile Like You Mean It. This is How We Earn Our Presents.”

58. “Let’s put the “Rum” in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum.”

59. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”

60. “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’”

61. “I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder.”

62. “That’s Too Small to Fit a Pony.”

63. “Meet me under the mistletoe.”

64. “Feliz Navi-dog!”

65. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”

66. “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!”

67. “I Hope One of The Elves Brought Xanax.”

68. “Coffee & Christmas music.”

69. “Resting Grinch face.”

70. “The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”

71. “It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.”

72. “OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.”

73. “All roads lead home for the holidays.”

74. “Mince pies before guys.”

75. “The world changes when it snows.”

76. “Merry Elfin Christmas.”

77. “Mom Why is This Old Guy Trying to Get in on Our hug? He’s Creeping Me Out.”

78. “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”

79. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz

80. “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”

81. “The calm before the storm.”

82. “It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list…”

83. “What the Elf?!”

84. “Be good, or I will text Santa.”

85. “Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!”

86. “Why is Rudolph the only reindeer who doesn’t have a stripper name?”

87. “It’s the most wonderful time, for a beer *insert music and beer emoticons*”

88. “The one night I’m looking forward to the morning.”

89. “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year *insert wine emoticon*.”

90. “Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!”

91. “Made my list and checked it twice!”

92. “‘Twas the night before Christmas… *insert mouse emoticon*.”

93. “Milk ✓, Cookies ✓, Instagram ✓”

94. “O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree *insert music emoticon*.”

95. “It’s not what’s under the tree that matters; it’s who’s gathered around it.”

96. “Where’s the mistletoe at?”

97. “Drink up, birches.”

98. “Grinch Don’t Kill My Vibe”

99. “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”

100. “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.”

245+ [BEST] Winter Captions for Instagram (Jan. 2019 UPDATE)

245+ [BEST] Winter Captions For Instagram (Jan. 2019 UPDATE)

245+ [BEST] Winter Captions for Instagram (Jan. 2019 UPDATE)


1. “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” — John Steinbeck

2. “You don’t have to hibernate this winter.”

three. “Children of winter never grow old.”

four. “Baby, it’s cold outside.”

five. “Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.”

6. “When life gives you too much snow – make snow angels.”

7. “If you listen carefully, the winter silence is beautiful.”

eight. “Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.”

nine. “In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.”

10. “I love snowfall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!”

11. “Sunshine cannot bleach the snow, nor time unmake what poets know.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

12. “Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.”

13. “When snow falls, nature listens.” — Antoinette van Kleeff

14. “Kiss me on this cold December night.” — Michael Bublé

15. “I smell snow.” — Gilmore Girls

16. “Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.” — Andy Goldsworthy

17. “Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light.”

18. “We’re walkin’ in a winter wonderland. *insert music emoticon*.”

19. “You are my summer breeze, my winter sun.” — Britney Spears

20. “What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.”

21. “Winter is a season of recovery and preparation.”

22. “Be like snow: Beautiful, but cold.”

23. “Discover The Beauty Of Winter.”

24. “The cold never bothered me anyway.” — Elsa from Frozen

25. “Eat, drink, and be cozy.”

26. “Wait For The Blizzard To Subside, Before Going Outside.”

27. “And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.”

28. “Cold weather gives me an excuse to drink more coffee.”

29. “We are like a snowflake all different in our own beautiful way.”

30. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”

31. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.” — Andy Williams

32. “Cold, cozy nights, warm blankets and hot chocolate.”

33. “Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.”

34. “The world changes when it snows.”

35. “Warm tea, good books, soft pillows, fine company.”

36. “Kindness is like snow — it beautifies everything it covers.” – Kahlil Gibran

37. “Dashing through the snow, get the f**k out of my way.”

38. “Even the strongest blizzards start with a single snowflake.” — Sara Raasc

39. “We’re all like snowflakes — unique and one of a kind.”

40. “No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.”

41. “Everything’s magical when it snows. Everything looks pretty.” – Gilmore Girls

42. “Dear Snuggie, I’m sorry for all of the times I made fun of you.”

43. “Winter reminds us that everyone and everything needs some quiet time.” — Katrina Mayer

44. “Today’s forecast: Holy crap I can’t feel my face degrees.”

45. “Sometimes you just have to roll with it.”

46. “There’s snow possible way these winter puns could get worse.”

47. “When the weather gives you the cold shoulder.”

48. “If it got dark any earlier we wouldn’t have to get up at all.”

49. “Outside is snow place to be.”

50. “We’re all cool kids tonight. Literally.”

51. “I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says – Go to sleep, darling, till the summer comes again.”

52. “The future lies before you like a field of fallen snow; be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.”

53. “Winter is the time for comfort, good food, and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: It is the time for Home.”

54. “Winter is a time to gather golden moments, embark on a sentimental journey and enjoy every idle hour.”

55. “A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky – unbidden – and seems like a thing of wonder.”

56. “The first snow is like the first love.”

57. “Snow is not a word, but an acronym for sh*t no one wants.”

58. “There’s snow business like snow business.”

59. “Falling snow brings a peace like no other I’ve ever known.”

60. “Let it snow somewhere else.”

50+ [BEST] Easter Captions for Instagram (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)

50+ [BEST] Easter Captions For Instagram (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)

50+ [BEST] Easter Captions for Instagram (Apr. 2019 UPDATE)


1. “Hoppy Easter, everyone!”

2. “Don’t forget to spend time with some bunny special.”

three. “Easter is the time to rejoice and be thankful for the gift of life, love, and joy.”

four. “Every bunny was kung-fu fighting.”

five. “I love Easter! When else can you bite someone’s head off and have it be chocolate?”

6. “I’m so egg-cited.”

7. “Baskets And Bunnies.”

eight. “Easter eggs hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.”

nine. “It’s wabbit season.” — Elmer Fudd

10. “Today was egg-cellent.”

11. “What´s up, peeps?”

12. “I feel hollow inside. Like this chocolate bunny.”

13. “Easter is the only time it’s okay to put all of your eggs in the one basket.”

14. “Keep calm, because you’re not too old for an Easter Egg hunt.”

15. “Everybunny needs somebunny sometimes.”

16. “Easter is more than just eggs and candy. It is also about peace, love, and family.”

17. “There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.” — Gordon B. Hinckley

18. “When life gives you lemons, throw it back and ask for chocolate.”

19. “You’re so bunny!”

20. “Hippity, hoppity Easter’s on its way!”

21. “You are one of my favorite peeps.”

22. “So how was your Easter Sunday?”

23. “Follow the bunny; he has the chocolate!”

24. “Happy Easter to everybunny!”

25. “I believe in chocolate for breakfast.”

26. “Easter is love. Easter is the love of Christ and God our Father. Easter is the time to show love to all those who mean the most.”

27. “Easter Bunny’s Checklist: Scare babies ✔ Get kids hyped on sugar ✔ Leave parents exhausted ✔✔✔.”

28. “Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter!”

29. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.”

30. “Easter is an opportunity to thank our Lord, Jesus Christ for his ultimate sacrifice, and to live in gratitude for His cleansing of our sins.”

31. “He knows the way because he is the way.”

32. “Easter baskets and jelly beans, marshmallow Peeps, it’s time for spring. Chocolate bunnies and cottontails, hopping down the bunny trail.”

33. “Have a happy Easter, for peeps sake!”

34. “Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.”

35. “Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life.”

36. “He is not here; he has risen.”

37. “What a bad hare day.”

38. “Bunny kisses, Easter wishes.”

39. “I’m so egg-cited, and I just can’t hide it!”

40. “We were old sinners – but when we came to Christ, we are not sinners anymore.”

41. “If chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.”

42. “Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.”

43. “Somebunny loves you!”
44. “Wishing you all a hoppy Easter.”

45. “Let all that you do be done with love.”

46. “I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.”

47. “Those aren’t chocolate eggs coming out of that bunny, kid.”

48. “Happy Easter to all my peeps!”

49. “Easter: An egg-stra special holiday.”

50. “Jesus Christ. The same yesterday and today and forever.”

125+ [BEST] Spring Captions for Instagram (Mar. 2019 UPDATE)

125+ [BEST] Spring Captions For Instagram (Mar. 2019 UPDATE)

125+ [BEST] Spring Captions for Instagram (Mar. 2019 UPDATE)


1. “Spring is in the air…”

2. “Nature does not hurry and yet everything is accomplished during spring.”

three. “Spring is sooner recognized by plants than by men.”

four. “Spring sunshine is the best medicine for long winter nights.”

five. “I smell spring.”

6. “A kind word is like a spring day.” — Russian Proverb

7. “Spring breaths new life into the world around us.”

eight. “No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” — Hal Borland

nine. “I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day.” — The Temptations

10. “Spring has sprung.”

11. “No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.”

12. “Go play outside!”

13. “The force of spring — mysterious, fecund, powerful beyond measure.” — Michael Garofalo

14. “Life began in a garden.”

15. “Hello, spring.”

16. “The birds sing to let us know it’s almost Spring.”

17. “There is sunshine in my soul today.”

18. “The best time for new beginnings is spring.”

19. “I’m as restless as a willow in a windstorm. I’m as jumpy as puppet on a string. I’d say that I had spring fever. But I know it isn’t spring” – Frank Sinatra, It Might As Well Be Spring

20. “And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.” — Louis Armstrong

21. “If we had no winter the spring would not be so pleasant.”


23. “Spring: A lovely reminder of how beautiful change can truly be.”

24. “Today will be a great day!”

25. “My favorite weather is bird-chirping weather.” — Terri Guillemets

26. “Enjoy the little things… Especially during the spring.”

27. “Chase the sun during spring.”

28. “Spring is the time of plans and projects.” – Leo Tolstoy

29. “Winter is what makes spring so pleasant.”

30. “Alright, spring, do your thing.”

31. “Life is beautiful, just enjoy the ride.”

32. “Happiness is waking up to a sunny day during spring.”

33. “You can’t have a rainbow without a little spring rain.”

34. “Go outside and get some sunshine!”

35. “Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.” — Anita Krizzan

36. “Seasons change, and so do we.”

37. “Finally, it’s going to be a bright, bright, sun-shiny day.”

38. “No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.”

39. “I was made for sunny days.”

40. “Sunshine is the best medicine.”

41. “How lovely the silence of growing things.”

42. “Here comes the sun.”

43. “The Earth has music for those who listen.”

44. “The beautiful spring came; and when Nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also.” — Harriet Ann

45. “She smelled of sun and daisies with a hint of river water.” — Katie Daisy

46. “There is something infinitely healing in the repeated refrains of nature — the assurance that dawn comes after night, and spring after winter.” — Rachel Carson

47. “Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.” — Rainer Maria Rilke

48. “Spring is proof that change is beautiful.”

49. “But you knew there would always be the spring, as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen.” — A Moveable Feast, Ernest Hemingway

50. “Some old-fashioned things like fresh air and sunshine are hard to beat.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder

51. “Stop & smell the roses.”

52. “April showers bring aMAYzing selfies.”

53. “She was a bit like spring; wild as the wind and fickle as weather, but her love ran deep as tree roots.”

54. “April showers bring May flowers.”

55. “It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold. When it is summer in the light and winter in the cold.” — Charles Dickens

56. “A spring snow coincides with plum blossoms.” – Arthur Sze, Spring Snow

57. “In winter, I plot and plan. In spring, I move.” – Henry Rollins

58. “Spring Affair.”

59. “Spring Blossoms.”

60. “Spring sales!”